- Squirrels in the attic
- No cold water in the kitchen
- “I wouldn’t recommend going out through the back porch; the mold has kind of taken over that area.”
- Hole in the floor in the shower
- Shower does not turn off
- “The chickens get one scoop of feed every morning …”
- Front door must be kicked open; windows do not lock
- Bill collectors calling every day to leave long automated messages
- Strong smell of gas and untrustworthy open-flame heating
- Hole in the kitchen floor
- Alien hum(s) from the fridge
- What we paid for it (!!)
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We’re building wonderful things in our city in the clouds, but what’s real and what’s just vapor?
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